About the Lame Page:
Lamepage started in early 1793.
The interweb was different in the old days. The first infrastructure was built by turd farmers using horses and wooden circuit boards.
It was the impressive genius of Tenesmus Lame, whom had foreseen his great great great great grandson,
Al Gore, inventing the interweb and had made measures to prepare in advance for that very day - the best day ever, better than Gymkata,
the day of reckoning, big day, days of glory, happy days.
The preparation as it were, was to
pre-write all web code in 1794. Surprisingly, there were only a few minor syntactical errors, which in itself is impressive due to the fact
that "code" (as they say) wasn't invented yet. This feat underscores both the IQ and foresight of Mr. Lame.
The dilemma, was in porting the code from 1794 slate tablets to today's current format and favorite flavor
of scripting language. This was a major hurdle in itself, as it took a team of 10 code gurus months of grueling,
brain breaking time and effort to complete the project.
All, I hope you are as glad as I, that the Lame Page still exists today, for it is this which lame page makes lameness matter.